Monday, April 21, 2014

What to do with a visiting grandmother:

1. Jump on her right as she comes in the door to make her come out and watch your "tricks" on the swingset trapeze, and follow up with a rousing game of Connect 4.
2. Verify just how tall (or not) she is, to figure how long it will be before you catch up.
3. Celebrate Easter with an egg hunt and lots of chocolate and candy.
4. Let her supervise your work in the yard, as you prepare the fence line for sunflowers.
(5. Pretend to be working together nicely instead of trying to whack each other with garden tools, so Mom can have a nice Parental Mythology picture.)
6. Let her read to you in English. While your brother smushes you on the couch.

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