Liking stinky cheese.
Turning nose up at Americans.
Even though the Eiffel Tower is ugly, saying it is wonderful and the world is lucky we left it up.
Drinking coffee and eating pastries, while remaining stick-thin.
Complaining about parking in the crowded city, yet owning a car when you rarely drive anywhere.
Making Americans beg you to speak English before you start speaking good English to them. Until then, pretending they don't exist.