This afternoon, Noah was making his Transformer talk to me. In French.
I asked the Transformer why he was speaking French.
It said, "Because" (in English, hmm).
Then I asked Noah whether he spoke English or French.
N: I speak English and French.
Me: Really?! Both? Why?
N: Because < mumble > American.
Me: What? Who's American?
N: Me! I'm in-ter-est-ing!