Oh, that's right, usually I say that. Well, the workers who are patching up our roads after whatever work they've been doing on the water system have hereby proved me wrong. See for yourself:
I trust that those of you who have been here will get the joke without explanation.
For those who haven't had the pleasure yet, let me just tell you that this, the main road through our village, *is* a two-way street, but is only wide enough for one car. So just what the heck are we merging into? How is it even possible?
See? French joke.