At 6, Noah is starting to get out of that "cute sayings" phase, but he came up with a couple recently:
Noah: Mommy, are you at the speedament?
Me: Uh... the what? How do you spell that?
Sadly, he's since learned to properly articulate "speed limit."
And a "rabuge" is his term (in French) for "when a thief has been in the store." The actual French word, cambriolage, is not nearly as nice, is it?