Benjamin asked me to take him to school late tomorrow because his first class is cancelled. I asked him why I would do such a thing; He replied, "Because I'm so cute, and imaginary."
This might solve a lot of problems, really.
Then I asked if he had homework.
He said, "Demain c'est nickel, parce que j'en ai pas."
I said, "Tomorrow is a nickel, because you don't have homework? What does that even mean? What is a nickel, anyway?"
He said, "A nickel is a quarter."