Noah (playing with airplanes): Put on your seatbelts.
Me: Wait! I don't have my seatbelt on!
Noah: No, you have to put your seatbelt on.
Me: Wait, who is flying the plane?
Noah: Me.
Me: You are? You know how to fly? Where did you learn?
Noah: On Tintin.
(If a real pilot ever tells me that, I'm getting off.)
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