They don't stop saying funny things as they get older

Benjamin : "Hé, maman, tu savais que les gens qui ont achété la maison de Dominique sont naturistes ?"
[Hey Mom, did you know the people who bought Dominique's house are nudists?]

Moi : "Heu, quoi ?!"
[Uh, what?!]

Benjamin : "Bah quoi"
[What.]

 

Moi : "Ca va dire ils se promenent sans vêtements !"
[That means they're walking around with no clothes on!"]

Benjamin : "Ah, non... naturophage."
[Oh, no... naturophages.]

Moi : "Ca veut dire qu'ils mangent la nature !  Naturopathe ??"
[That means they eat nature! Naturopaths?]

Benjamin : "Ah ouais, c'est ça." 
[Oh, yeah, that's it.]

And one from Noah... 

 

Driving in the car today, Noah and I were talking about fried food. I told him at state fairs in the US, you can get fried Oreos. Or Mars bars. Or fried Twinkies. 

 

Noah: What's a twinkie? Isn't that your smallest finger?