I told Noah he was going to cheer his teammates on at their meet even if he couldn't swim.
He emailed me 10 reasons he couldn't go:
1- I can't clap
2- I will have nothing to do
3- humid environnements are bad for the platre for it makes it bendable
4- humid environnements makes water go under the platre and after it will turn into many stinky nasty bacteria
5- I cheer team on saturday
6- I have homework
7- it is far and too far to go out to do nothing
8- too hot
9- too small gradins so nageurs will try to go up and they wet everything and after my platre is detroyed
10- No.
(Didn't work - he went anyway.)
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Email exchange with Noah, who has asked for a metal detector for his birthday:
Noah: so nothing new for detecors ?
Me: How can it be a surprise if you keep asking
Think we’ll get you a penguin instead
Noah: oh yeah I always wanted a pinguin oooo
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